tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30757670287218044312024-02-06T20:30:54.282-08:00Pants OptionalWelcome to the home page of the "I Hate Everyone Who Isn't Caity and Alex" Club. If you've arrived at this page, it's because you are a huge fan of Caity and Alex. That or you're very lost. Either way, WELCOME!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-40075910666980901342012-08-13T12:28:00.000-07:002012-08-13T12:28:37.777-07:00Things that are NEVER okay....ever.<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">This morning on bart, I was sent into an early morning rage and was suddenly inspired. I know we've been neglecting Pants Optional, so Caity and I were both eager to give our adoring fans some material *cough*Michelle Louie*cough* and this seemed the perfect thing. I present to you a list of things/actions/clothing that is never, EVER acceptable. Ever.</span> <br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">There are so many things wrong with these. Firstly, you're basically telling the world that you have smelly feet. There are more discreet ways to take care of that problem. Foot powders. Odor eliminating sprays. Make use of those. Secondly, they are butt ugly. You have single handedly made your adorable flats nasty and cheap looking. Cut it out.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Is this the 1800s? Are you serious right now? I will give you a kleenex, honestly, you can just have it. Use it and THROW IT AWAY. Handkerchiefs are beyond disgusting. Like payphones and beepers, they have no place in the modern world. Get gone and stay gone.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;"><strong><u>Skinny jeans/leggings on anyone under 5'7" or over 150lbs</u></strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">I am ready for the recent trend of leggings/skinny jeans to be OVER. While it's been great for tall, statuesque models, it's given some people a misplaced sense of confidence. As the brilliant Stacy London once said, just because it's trendy, doesn't mean it's trendy for YOU. It's okay to wear real pants, no one will judge you. I will, however, judge you if you wear pants that are way too small for you. I'll also just judge you.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;"><strong><u>Reading 50 Shades of Grey in public</u></strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">Really, you just should not read this "book". At all. Ever. BUT if you're going to do it (or are forced to in order to prove a point), please spare us all the sight and read that shit in private. Knowing that the person sitting next to me on BART is reading porn is not my favorite thing. In this instance, ignorance is absolutely bliss.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">Gentleman, I'm looking at you here. It's not great on anyone, so don't get me wrong, ladies you need to cut that shit out too, but it is definitely a greater offense when the men do it. So let me educate you really quickly: your junk does not look bigger. Your gut does not look smaller. Your ass does not look tighter. In fact, I would say it does the opposite for all of these things. So please, get a good tailor and wear pants that fit you.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">I'm sure there are more, (since everything annoys us, there definitely are) but for right now this will do.</span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-61053046221265788382012-07-31T14:00:00.000-07:002012-08-31T12:16:19.421-07:0050 Shades of Red Flags<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I recently was forced into reading that <u>50 Shades of Grey</u> book because my cousin is a smart ass and used my own words against me. You can't talk shit about a book you haven't read. I say this often and it remains true. So I read it...in order to talk educated shit about it.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">For those who don't know, the book is essentially the story of Twilight but with BDSM sex instead of vampires and a completely unsympathetic idiot for a narrator. Oh no wait, that's the same. Love you Bella <3</span><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: Times;"><strong>His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel...or something.</strong></span></em></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>He starts the engine and reverses out of his space in the parking lot. He switches on the MP3 player. The car interior is filled with the sweetest, most magical music of two women singing. Oh wow… all my senses are in disarray, so this is doubly affecting.</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>Christian pushes a button, and the music is caressing me once more. It’s a gentle, slow, sweet, and sure assault on my aural senses.</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>I belatedly realize he’s not asked me where I live - yet he knows. But then he sent the books, of course he knows where I live. What able, cell-phone-tracking, helicopter owning, stalker wouldn’t.<br />Why won’t he kiss me again?</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>Under Kate’s tireless and frankly intrusive instruction, my legs and underarms are shaved to perfection, my eyebrows plucked, and I am buffed all over. It has been a most unpleasant experience.</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>“Do you know what you are doing?” I ask.</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><strong>Quick lesson to all aspiring authors: not using contractions doesn't make you sound smart. It actually has the opposite effect.</strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>“Are you impressed?”<br />“I’m awed, Christian.”<br />He smiles.<br />“Awed?” And for a brief moment, he’s his age again.<br />I nod.<br />“You’re just so… competent.”<br />“Why, thank you, Miss Steele,” he says politely.</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>He hands me a pen.<br />“Aren’t you even going to read it?”<br />“No.”<br />He frowns.<br />“Anastasia, you should always read anything you sign,” he admonishes me.<br />“Christian, what you fail to understand is that I wouldn’t talk about us to anyone, anyway. Even Kate. So it’s immaterial whether I sign an agreement or not. If it means so much to you, or your lawyer… whom you obviously talk to, then fine. I’ll sign.”<br />He gazes down at me, and he nods gravely.<br />“Fair point well made, Miss Steele.”<br />I lavishly sign on the dotted line of both copies</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><strong>Agree to disagree, Christian. I can't even comment on the fact that she just signs it.</strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>Beautiful. I flush with pleasure. Christian Grey thinks I’m beautiful. I knot my fingers together, staring at them hard, trying to conceal my goofy grin. Perhaps he’s near-sighted, my subconscious has reared her somnambulant head.</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>I can hardly contain the riotous feelings or is it hormones that rampage through my body.</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><strong>Apparently punctuation is no longer a necessary thing in publications?</strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>Gripping his upper arms, I feel his biceps, he’s surprisingly strong… muscular.</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>I stretch out and open my eyes. It’s a beautiful May morning, Seattle at my feet. Wow, what a view. Beside me, Christian Grey is fast asleep. Wow, what a view.</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>I could gaze at him all day, but I have needs – bathroom needs.</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>Oh this is so confusing. I have to try and categorize and analyze my feelings for Christian Grey. It’s an impossible task. I shake my head in defeat.</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>He moves down my arms, then under them to my underarms washing gently. I’m so glad Kate insisted I shave.</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>I am in a sexual thrall to this man, and he doesn’t let me move.</strong></em></span></div>
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<strong><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>I’m soon lost in his kiss. He cradles my head, his tongue exploring my mouth, and I get a sense he’s expressing his gratitude – maybe – for my first blowjob? Whoa?</em></span> </strong></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Aaaaand that's about as far as I got. I had to stop because I swear, I could feel my brain melting and slowly leaking out of my ears.</span><br />
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<span style="color: black; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I have read so many reviews/talked to so many people about this book and the number one response I seem to be getting (aside from "I wanted to die while I read it") is, "If you can get past the bad writing, it's a really sweet story!" UM, <strong><em><u>IT'S A BOOK</u></em></strong>. Being well written isn't a luxury, it's a REQUIREMENT. When actors do not act well, they get mocked. When clothes aren't made well, they're thrown away. When people do their jobs badly, they are FIRED. Being an author is no different. There is so much good stuff out there, PLEASE for the love of God, do not read this shit.</span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-71895918342493493142012-06-11T15:06:00.000-07:002012-06-12T20:15:05.954-07:00Caity and Alex vs. Public Transportation<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Is there anything in the universe more frustrating than public transportation? We think not. What sets it hands and feet above all the other annoying things in the world is the compilation of obnoxiousness. Public transportation is a plethora of irritation, a cornucopia of pissed off people, all trying to get where they need to go and making everyone else crazy in the process. Here's a small list of the INCALCULABLE amount of things that Caity and Alex find irritating about public transportation:</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>Non-Commuters during rush hour.</b> Surely these people have a death wish. Or perhaps the reason they can meander about all higgly piggledy during rush hour is because they're too stupid to have a real job. Either way, they are slow. They block the escalators. They stop walking in the middle of a crowded walk way. They think the entrance to the train is a good place to figure out, "Is this the train I want?" I DO NOT CARE, JUST MOVE OR DIE.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><b>The constant and never ending construction.</b> If the escalators aren't out, then the elevator is. The stairs are closed for repair. How the fuck do you even close stairs? This one tile broke so we need to replace the ENTIRE left side floor. This entrance is closed for repair. I'm sorry, but this track needs repairs. IT NEVER STOPS.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><b>Delays delays, delays.</b> There's a medical emergency ahead. We apologize for the inconvenience but there's an issue with BART police. Ladies and Gentleman, this train is now out of service, please exit the train immediately. I'm sorry, did you need to be on time to work? We apologize for the delay. Which leads me to...</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><b>Assholes who break the train trying to sneak in the closing doors.</b> People. If you try to run in through the BART doors and they close on you and pop back open, the train is immediately shut down and put out of service, meaning EVERYONE has to get off. We all know this, espeically the commuters. And yet somehow, it still happens. Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><b>People who talk to you.</b> I have my head phones in. I am reading a book. I am staring sullenly out of the window. Does it look like I want to hear about why you picked those flowers and are bringing them in to work? I have no desire to know what your cat had to eat for dinner. I do not care that you read this book and really liked it. Actually that's a lie, I will talk to you about that. But other than that, please recognize when your conversation is not desired.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><b>Teenagers.</b> There is no way that my friends and I were that loud and annoying when we were 17. Surely we didn't scream about nothing and play our music without head phones and shriek at levels only dogs can hear and laugh like fucking hyenas. THERE IS NO WAY.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><b>Over-the-shoulder Text Readers.</b> Sir/Ma'am, if you think you're being sly about the fact that you are literally peering over my shoulder, trying to read the text message I am about to send, I really hate to inform you that you are NOT.</span></li>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">Obviously these just touch the surface of annoying things on public transportation but we don't have the time to go on and on. Which we could. All day. Anything we missed?</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-56431252133493523722012-05-03T09:15:00.000-07:002012-05-03T09:21:18.358-07:00NEW RULE: Stupid people are God's way of pointing out who is evil.<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Rule #13: People who are stupid should be avoided at all costs. We're not talking about people with legitimate mental disorders, or who have weird little quirks like they can never spell "white" correctly, or they have a mental block against alphabetizing. We are talking about idiots like the people in the example below. If you are just now realizing that hot water mixed with cold water makes warm water, please excuse yourself from our presence immediately, or gain a new understanding of evolution.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: oh my gosh people are stupid<br /> I just heard a guy telling another guy in the break room that he discovered something about the water dispenser<br /> "if you mix the hot and cold in a cup then it's warm"<br /> WHERE AM I<br />Alex: KILL THEM<br />Caity: I SHOULD<br />me: It's not even murder. It's Darwinism<br />Caity: exactly<br /> or karma</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I have had a HUGE problem with this for as long as I can remember. Maybe it stems from my love of reading out loud. Maybe it has to do with my neck-phobia thing. Maybe I'm just a bitch. Who knows? Either way, I absolutely cannot stand it when people read over my shoulder.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">This is not your computer. You are not looking at so and so's facebook page right now. If there was something funny I wanted to show you, I will tell you so, show you this funny thing, and then our interaction is concluded. Do not remain behind me and read everything else on my screen and comment on it.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">You want to know what this article I'm reading says? Wonderful! I will read aloud to you. I have a beautiful speaking voice and am very enthusiastic in my readings. Do NOT come to my computer and lean over my body to read the article yourself. If you do not want me to read it aloud to you, I will email it to you and you can read it on your own computer as many times as you wish.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">If you're curious about what I'm doing so quietly over here on my computer, please, feel free to ask. If it's anything even slightly intriguing I will be glad to share. But for the love of all that is holy, BACK. THE. FUCK. UP.</span></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-20946868567931070462012-04-20T13:41:00.000-07:002012-04-20T13:41:20.818-07:00Google is a sneaky bitchA<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">t work today, Caity and I were gchatting like normal, when Google decided to play a very mean trick on us. At approximately 10AM, I stopped receving IM's from Caity. It happens sometimes, she is at an actual job, so I proceeded to send her random IM's for the next 2ish hours. Around 12, Cate texted me.</span> <span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br /></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: Why do you hate me</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Alex: UMM, I've been messaging you with no response since like 11:30!! Why do YOU hate ME??</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: False! I've been doing that to YOU!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Alex: I think google may be playing a cruel joke on us...</span></blockquote>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So I investigated.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Here's the conversation from my POV:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Alex: omg i was going to say he looks like Old Aslan</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: hahaha</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> he is!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> pretty</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 9:52 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Alex: UGH</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> okay</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> gross, i hate deadlines</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 11:01 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Feels Good at First - Train</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> that ones from the new album and i like it</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 11:51 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Oh I like this one too</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Bruises</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Oh I like this one too, "SIng Together:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 12:04 PM</em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">And HERE's the conversation that was actually happening:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Alex: omg i was going to say he looks like Old Aslan</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: hahaha</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> he is! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> pretty</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 9:52 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: I'm pretty sure the people here think I'm psycho</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> they come in to the room pretty often to take chairs for other meetings</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> and when they bring them back they call them "my friends"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> because no one is ever in here with me</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> so I get lonesome</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> the chairs are my only company</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 10:24 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: why is ann hathway in les mis?!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> I'm pissed</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> I hate her</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 10:27 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: WHERE ARE YOU</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> TALK TO ME</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> I'M BORED</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> DYINGGGG</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 10:39 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: I think I'm gonna go to Nordstrom Rack after work...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> My new deodorant smells good</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> WHERE ARE YOU</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 10:47 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: you suck</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span><a href="http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/omg-malfoy-you-act-live-i-even-care.jpg"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/omg-malfoy-you-act-live-i-even-care.jpg</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 10:56 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Alex: UGH</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> okay</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> gross, i hate deadlines</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: FINALLY</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> GEEZ</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 11:01 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: why am I looking at bikinis on Nordstrom.com?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> I super like this one </span><a href="http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/seafolly-bikini-top-bottoms/3280768?origin=category&resultback=6498"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/seafolly-bikini-top-bottoms/3280768?origin=category&resultback=6498</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> aallleeexxxxx</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 11:13 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: you're killing me</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> i bought candy from the store yesterday and forgot to bring some to work </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> buhuhu</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span><a href="http://i.imgur.com/UuVQe.gif"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://i.imgur.com/UuVQe.gif</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 11:20 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: </span><a href="http://i.imgur.com/MMpco.jpg"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://i.imgur.com/MMpco.jpg</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> you're no use to me</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 11:31 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: I can't believe you're just... NOT talking to me</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 11:45 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Alex: Feels Good at First - Train</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> that ones from the new album and i like it</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: AGGHHH</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> are you going to be my friend now?!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 11:51 AM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Alex: Oh I like this one too</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Bruises</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: AALLEEEXXXX</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MEEEE</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> yep</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> dying</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> I hope you're happy</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Sent at 12:00 PM</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: I love modcloth but their swimsuits are terribly unflattering</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Alex: Oh I like this one too, "SIng Together:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: I'm going to kill you.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">Google, you little bastard.</span></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br /></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-45020561372598749262012-04-18T14:11:00.000-07:002012-04-18T14:13:46.388-07:00This is an Important and Relevant post.<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I haven't made a post in a while. Caity's been doing real things so she couldn't chat with me last week and be funny. So instead, I give you one of our favorite things/our mascot. </span><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">You're welcome.</span></strong></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-28285395793459471132012-04-10T13:08:00.003-07:002012-04-10T13:08:53.356-07:00Even Golden Bears are no match for the glory of Lost GirlAlex<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">: what are you up to?<br /> studying?<br /> being a good student?<br />Michelle: just came home from clinic and eating lunch<br /> well its kind of ur fault i havent been the best student in the world<br />Alex: oh no, what did i do now<br />Michelle: there is this one little thing that has been consuming my life called LOST GIRL!!<br />Alex: NO<br /> STOP IT<br /> YOU'RE LYING<br />Michelle: nope golden bears dont lie<br />Alex: OMGG</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">GGGGGGGG<br />Michelle: at first i was like eh but now its game over<br />Alex: RIGHT<br /> MICHELLE<br /> DO I EVER STEAR YOU WRONG<br /> thats not how you speal that<br /> OMG THAT EITHERr<br /> I'M TOO EXCIUTED<br />Michelle: nope once again right on the money</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">You see that people? Golden Bear approved. If you're not watching <em><strong>Lost Girl</strong></em>, Caity, Alex, and our honorary club member Michelle judge you and question your life choices.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">So do Bo and Kenzi.</span></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-68127694948806473112012-04-08T10:38:00.000-07:002012-04-08T10:38:14.819-07:00Relevant.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-28913359437855419502012-04-06T11:30:00.000-07:002012-04-06T11:38:28.620-07:00Caity and Alex do work?<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Also known as: Alex does work and Caity entertains her.</em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Alex: i'm going to be quiet for the next hourish<br /> i'm the only one here and there's lots to do</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: okaayyy...<br /> boo.<br /> I'll just send you pictures of cats.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Sent at 9:24 AM on Friday</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: </span><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/ieXzw"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://imgur.com/gallery/ieXzw</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/TSp7H"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://imgur.com/gallery/TSp7H</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Sent at 9:36 AM on Friday</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: </span><a href="http://imgur.com/r/gifs/ptw2W"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://imgur.com/r/gifs/ptw2W</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Sent at 9:51 AM on Friday</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: </span><a href="http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-animal-gifs-bendy-cat.gif"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-animal-gifs-bendy-cat.gif</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Sent at 9:53 AM on Friday</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: </span><a href="http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-hey-who-turned-off-the-lights.gif"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-hey-who-turned-off-the-lights.gif</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Sent at 9:55 AM on Friday</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: </span><a href="http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-almost-there.gif"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-almost-there.gif</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span><a href="http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-im-too-old-for-this-ish.gif"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-im-too-old-for-this-ish.gif</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Sent at 9:57 AM on Friday</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: </span><a href="http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-the-hunger-games.gif"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-the-hunger-games.gif</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Sent at 9:59 AM on Friday</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: </span><a href="http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-cats-are-gross.gif"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-cats-are-gross.gif</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span><a href="http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-herp.gif"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-herp.gif</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Sent at 10:02 AM on Friday</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: </span><a href="http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-its-okay-to-give-up-sometimes.gif"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-its-okay-to-give-up-sometimes.gif</span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span><a href="http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-oh-no-you-diint.gif"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-oh-no-you-diint.gif</span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br /> HAHA!<br /> that is us.<br /><strong>Sent at 10:06 AM on Friday</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Caity: That should keep you occupied for a while.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-9493702492309040802012-04-03T16:18:00.001-07:002012-04-03T20:09:26.740-07:00Something terrible has happened.<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Alex: </span><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">we need a new blog post</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> i</span><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">'ve run out of funny things to say<br /> crap</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Caity: Me too<br /> I was thinking about that<br /> but..<br /> we need new material</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Alex: omg<br /> has the world gotten less stupid or something</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Caity: HA. No way.<br /> We've become too tolerant.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Alex: NO<br /> whats happening</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Caity: that's the only explanation</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Alex: we need to fix that!!!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Caity: Yes we do!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Alex: do you think maybe we're ill?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Caity: I... I don't think so...<br /> But then again, we wouldn't know, would we?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Alex: oh god we're dying<br /> we have a brain tumor that makes us nice to people</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Caity: That's the WORST KIND.<br /> Except for those kind that are real...<br /> ..err..</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Alex: ok maybe this is bad karma<br /> we just need to be meaner</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Caity: it's only logical.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Alex: fix the balance of the world</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Caity: I HATE EVERYONEEEE</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Alex: THE WORLD IS THE WOOOOOOOOOORST</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">And this post was born.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-45227592004620194042012-03-27T12:30:00.001-07:002012-03-27T12:30:07.120-07:00Owls: Nature's BitchfaceIn our enthusiasm for cats, Caity and I failed to notice the other animal that has perfected nature's bitchface, and therefore qualifies to represent us: the owl. Behold.<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img height="480" src="http://blog.case.edu/rtn9/2009/06/11/baby_owls_400_400x300.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="640" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">We are judging you so hard right now.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img height="425" src="http://www.trailsedge.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/owl2.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="640" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bitch please.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img height="640" src="http://www.raptorrecoverynebr.org/Arial.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="467" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Surely, you jest. You can't possibly be that dumb.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img height="640" src="http://www.macrameowl.com/dreamstimefree_711681_Burrowing_Owls_by_Kathy_Wynn_cropped.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="575" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">What the actual fuck is she wearing right now.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img height="430" src="http://twistedsifter.sifter.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/owl-look-of-disapproval.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="640" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ugh.</td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-8936807699465875392012-03-27T09:26:00.001-07:002012-03-27T09:26:24.726-07:00Nerd Hipsters<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3p1hGnWDL3OU7THrncWzZVmBepwSEO5wbABdxwSrN4lmh_lVKFRf97ljBFcZCPtgsrDXPui-BUHH2eZ8UvOxfK5AsyPGyCaLVfivzHFJ3pdlZtqjEVQ3XoU6P5UqBNv8j6XDqHaWm_UfJ/s1600/comicnerdnew.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 271px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3p1hGnWDL3OU7THrncWzZVmBepwSEO5wbABdxwSrN4lmh_lVKFRf97ljBFcZCPtgsrDXPui-BUHH2eZ8UvOxfK5AsyPGyCaLVfivzHFJ3pdlZtqjEVQ3XoU6P5UqBNv8j6XDqHaWm_UfJ/s400/comicnerdnew.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5724614055406245986" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-54475076926762760422012-03-27T06:32:00.007-07:002012-03-27T06:37:29.688-07:00The Glory of Lost Girl<span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">This is what I had the privilege to wake up to this morning. I think Alex watched the new episode of Lost Girl last night... ? Spoiler alert. </span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhawxjbfssY48kC6XJcnhBiyIYbr41E9M8Kt81Y4xtUAkAJcCHVZl69vuy7oQ-YnQ_LfIxjiDTy6xwO4LpLSLwyG0JJTBKFQDdUy8acGFkvaUnOySf7r4_rUSXHohC_rIUidfg7UVQYZWAA/s1600/photo+1.PNG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 294px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhawxjbfssY48kC6XJcnhBiyIYbr41E9M8Kt81Y4xtUAkAJcCHVZl69vuy7oQ-YnQ_LfIxjiDTy6xwO4LpLSLwyG0JJTBKFQDdUy8acGFkvaUnOySf7r4_rUSXHohC_rIUidfg7UVQYZWAA/s400/photo+1.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5724569484214775330" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4vYJ72iYGoJjAou165REzTn1AjtaEuNeM_Mqw3GdvY2Xr2BJNTNHGTXlWbhSu_OYa5RjWppcDLrl23gaLbUqVzh2ej2Y6Cd8u45JgoYFFz_11FOJMfaOmkcStbSU4mnKvbTAIe8ej_EAE/s1600/photo+2.PNG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 336px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4vYJ72iYGoJjAou165REzTn1AjtaEuNeM_Mqw3GdvY2Xr2BJNTNHGTXlWbhSu_OYa5RjWppcDLrl23gaLbUqVzh2ej2Y6Cd8u45JgoYFFz_11FOJMfaOmkcStbSU4mnKvbTAIe8ej_EAE/s400/photo+2.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5724569542081791378" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8LjpXvTkujtl3_MGcEiwRwwcq6SIQAirCNVVrWLPB-WPYejwdE06C1WAOLPl9p54kzbkVV1z54T3yXp72n-pqaEiy8V4tcA5P_7YUfSWBVg-sMRHPqIqYQ-zGDy-0Duzg9-a_uTtW7f-H/s1600/photo+3.PNG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 372px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8LjpXvTkujtl3_MGcEiwRwwcq6SIQAirCNVVrWLPB-WPYejwdE06C1WAOLPl9p54kzbkVV1z54T3yXp72n-pqaEiy8V4tcA5P_7YUfSWBVg-sMRHPqIqYQ-zGDy-0Duzg9-a_uTtW7f-H/s400/photo+3.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5724569637807507794" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz_9EjmpeErecydxU_wwVCcXPR5xXDt9NDD9qiyTldA_hllaNeAfE01IbTnVJlyBntcP2IZCcA1v6ROz9zjITwfhL4BqFJI_03-eztj08-Exbu-9B1eJZXKHkOZBnh1rdFlpyMN6PFbett/s1600/photo+4.PNG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 368px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz_9EjmpeErecydxU_wwVCcXPR5xXDt9NDD9qiyTldA_hllaNeAfE01IbTnVJlyBntcP2IZCcA1v6ROz9zjITwfhL4BqFJI_03-eztj08-Exbu-9B1eJZXKHkOZBnh1rdFlpyMN6PFbett/s400/photo+4.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5724569727490779122" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7412n61cumlxBgrE1K0QnjF-zPGGQKZWB8bVv7mSgOYfYVf3I8Siy0OVrEJ_hnUfkDaZzc2OLhDIxMUGyo8MQ1xzQevWna_qvGdZMK1Ck9ZN1Adm4fgeGXi0j_1ku7gYP9qQpVf6rJ3HP/s1600/photo+5.PNG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 92px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7412n61cumlxBgrE1K0QnjF-zPGGQKZWB8bVv7mSgOYfYVf3I8Siy0OVrEJ_hnUfkDaZzc2OLhDIxMUGyo8MQ1xzQevWna_qvGdZMK1Ck9ZN1Adm4fgeGXi0j_1ku7gYP9qQpVf6rJ3HP/s400/photo+5.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5724569833297309474" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-36758655059378037362012-03-19T20:35:00.000-07:002012-03-19T20:35:11.075-07:00Alex really freaking hates......<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">I
had an experience this morning at the BART station which sent me into
an early morning rage and reminded me how much I loathe pedestrians.
The reasons why I hate pedestrians are as numerous as they are
completely justified. Let’s enumerate a few of them.</span></div>
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<li style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; list-style-type: decimal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"><b>They
are arrogant</b>. I don’t know why pedestrians think that <i>technically</i> having the right
of way makes them suddenly superheros who can’t die. I do not care if you have
the right of way; walking into the street without making sure there are
no cars coming is suicidal. I am operating a gigantic moving weapon. I ALWAYS HAVE THE
RIGHT OF WAY. </span></li>
<li style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; list-style-type: decimal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"><b>They
are selfish.</b> By all means, pedestrian, choose to walk across the street
right as I’m pulling up to the crosswalk, even though there are zero
cars behind me. And please, PLEASE, walk slower, because I, like you,
have nowhere important to be.</span></li>
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are oblivious.</b> I see this all the time (slash this was me this morning): some poor car has been sitting at a busy crosswalk <i>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">I could go on and on but I don’t care nearly enough.</span></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-22277770472943758492012-03-19T09:01:00.004-07:002012-03-19T09:04:17.342-07:00Saturday Morning<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhg83B5XEw9_YseVVsU939nXz90vZGS-zXDeu2JeGLbJjfBakUS9nuXdeIfgG8OSFT4smUHuyrGq_Txox19fUwkKg0DWXuusnxvwEK3g1Nr7XYUXyqOfxUFgvx-2ifE3g-HJXU68KbUBdu2/s1600/.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhg83B5XEw9_YseVVsU939nXz90vZGS-zXDeu2JeGLbJjfBakUS9nuXdeIfgG8OSFT4smUHuyrGq_Txox19fUwkKg0DWXuusnxvwEK3g1Nr7XYUXyqOfxUFgvx-2ifE3g-HJXU68KbUBdu2/s400/.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5721639386755502466" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Yeah, this is pretty normal.</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-63823002742341748762012-03-17T11:59:00.001-07:002012-03-17T11:59:45.894-07:00Alex and Caity do St. Patrick's Day<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Caity’s Plan: It’s St. Patrick’s Day today? Huh. Well, it's an ABC Family Harry Potter Weekend, soo.....</span></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-14887854985434280962012-03-16T16:12:00.001-07:002012-03-16T19:26:24.886-07:00NEW RULE<span id="internal-source-marker_0.007044605557595396" style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Rule #12: There is nothing worse than dumb people. Nothing. Being dumb = being the actual worst. If you have to question whether or not you’re dumb, you most likely are. If you’re convinced you are not, in fact, dumb, Caity and Alex commend you on your confidence. However, you are most likely dumb. But there are also levels of dumb. You can simply be a dumb person, or you can make a dumb comment. Don't be discouraged if you're momentarily dumb, just try not to let it happen again. If there are any specific questions regarding a 'kind' of dumb person or situation, Caity and Alex would be glad to shed some light.</span><br />
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how I'm lazy and don't go to the grocery store and instead I order my
groceries online and they bring them to me and put them in my kitchen?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Ladies and Gentleman, that’s how it’s done.</span></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-53629364010261736752012-03-14T23:50:00.000-07:002012-03-14T23:50:47.258-07:00NEW RULES<span id="internal-source-marker_0.5675727070354876" style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Rule #10: Poor grammar is unacceptable. If Alex or Caity makes a mistake, please refer to rule 8.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Rule #11: Hipsters are stupid, and if you ever say "I liked that before it was cool" you are also stupid. Only exception: Caity and Alex, obviously. Because they actually did like popular things before they were popular. This is not hipster, this is factual.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-6391344716106852622012-03-14T23:48:00.000-07:002012-03-14T23:48:48.363-07:00Caity and Alex Discuss How Crappy Wednesday Is<span id="internal-source-marker_0.5675727070354876" style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> Caity: I'm not feeling funny at all right now</span><br />
<div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">I just got SO tired and sleepy</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">and bored</span></div><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> Alex: gosh me neither</span><br />
<div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">i have absolutely nothing</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">yesterday we were on FIRE</span></div><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> Caity: We totally were</span><br />
<div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">it was magical</span></div><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> Alex: it truly was. i miss yesterday.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> Caity: yesterday was the best</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> Alex: gosh why does today suck so hard</span><br />
<div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">it has sucked since my alarm went off</span></div><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> Caity: samsies.</span><br />
<div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">nothing redeeming about this day at all</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">pro: watching LG after work. Pro: pi party tonight. Con: pi party tonight</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> pro: I don't want to go to the store after work so I decided to order pizza and have it for lunch for the next three days</span></div><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> Alex: definitely a pro</span><br />
<div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">pro: i'm doing pilates after work with the work girls. con: i'm doing pilates.</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> pro: i'm hanging out with bree after work tonight</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">con: i can't watch lost girl OR american idol</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">so really that's just a con</span></div><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> Caity: yep that's a huge con</span><br />
<div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">dang girl</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">look at you</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">socialite</span></div><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> Alex: i know right</span><br />
<div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">i hate it</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">i'm breaking two of our rules in one day</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">ugh</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">although i'll be having froyo for dinner</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">PRO: GURT TOWN TONIGHT</span></div><div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-indent: 36pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">JUST REMEMBERED</span></div><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> Caity: SUPER PRO</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> Caity: add that to the list of acceptable dinner options</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-90194978141860232492012-03-13T21:21:00.000-07:002012-03-15T21:29:53.758-07:00Perfectiooooooon<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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CATE. HALLOWEEN. LET'S DO THIS.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681714271088654002noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3075767028721804431.post-3332970252537357462012-03-13T20:54:00.000-07:002012-03-15T21:31:10.525-07:00Inaugural Posting of the "I Hate Everyone Who Isn't Caity and Alex" Club<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: left;">
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Founders and Co-Presidents, Alex and Caity.<br />
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Our Mission Statement, which is stated to the right:<br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;"></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">The “I Hate Everyone Who Isn’t Caity and Alex” Club has a duel mission. Firstly, it was created to combat all of the horrible crap in the world that does not have to do with Caity and Alex. Secondly, it strives to teach the plebeian masses about the glory of Caity and Alex, and how their life philosophy can improve the once mundane lives of their followers. No one will ever be Caity and Alex, but they can strive to be LIKE Caity and Alex. Either way, they’ll probably still hate you.</span><br />
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Our Mascot:</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">The flawless Kenzi. She's the only person who isn’t Caity and Alex that Caity and Alex like, because she exemplifies the Caity and Alex life philosophy.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">I would, but I really don’t want to.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">Club Rules:</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">1. If there is a choice between tv and social interaction, choose tv. The only exception is if that social interaction is with Caity and Alex, in which case, you’re welcome world. However, that’s highly unlikely, as they always follow rule one.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">2. Cats are superior to every other animal, including humans. Especially humans.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">3. On the weekends, human interaction and pants are always optional.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">4. Teddy Grahams and chocolate frosting are a perfectly acceptable dinner. So is red wine.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">5. Exercise is NEVER acceptable. EVER. Cut that ish out.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">6. Stefan Salvatore is the most amazing vampire ever. Fact.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">7. If you don’t make yourself laugh, you’re joke isn’t funny and no one wants to hear it. Don’t say it.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">8. Caity and Alex are always right, even when they’re wrong. They defy logic.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">9. Capslock is always appropriate. UNTIL IT’S NOT.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">9. Rules can be added by the Co-Presidents whenever they want and as many they want. Bitches.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Here are a few simple questions you can ask yourself to determine whether or not you’re a fan of Caity and Alex.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">1. Are you breathing?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">2. Do you like awesome things?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">3. Do you like pretty things?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">4. Are you opposed to stupid people?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">If you answered yes to all of these questions, congratulations! You’re a fan of Caity and Alex and eligible for membership.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Of course! Everyone is welcome to be in the “I Hate Everyone Who Isn’t Alex and Caity” club. Being a member simply means you share our views on life, that you too hate everyone who isn’t us and love us as much as we love ourselves.</span></div>
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<li style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; list-style-type: disc; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">But does that mean you hate me too?</span></li>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Sadly yes. But there’s nothing you can do about that, so why dwell on it?</span></div>
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