Something terrible has happened.

Alex: we need a new blog post
           i've run out of funny things to say
          crap
Caity: Me too
           I was thinking about that
           but..
           we need new material
Alex: omg
          has the world gotten less stupid or something
Caity: HA. No way.
            We've become too tolerant.
Alex: NO
          whats happening
Caity: that's the only explanation
Alex: we need to fix that!!!
Caity: Yes we do!
Alex: do you think maybe we're ill?
Caity: I... I don't think so...
           But then again, we wouldn't know, would we?
Alex: oh god we're dying
          we have a brain tumor that makes us nice to people
Caity: That's the WORST KIND.
           Except for those kind that are real...
           ..err..
Alex: ok maybe this is bad karma
          we just need to be meaner
Caity: it's only logical.
Alex: fix the balance of the world
Caity: I HATE EVERYONEEEE
Alex: THE WORLD IS THE WOOOOOOOOOORST

And this post was born.