Owls: Nature's Bitchface

In our enthusiasm for cats, Caity and I failed to notice the other animal that has perfected nature's bitchface, and therefore qualifies to represent us: the owl. Behold.



We are judging you so hard right now.



Bitch please.



Surely, you jest. You can't possibly be that dumb.



What the actual fuck is she wearing right now.



Ugh.



Nerd Hipsters

The Glory of Lost Girl

This is what I had the privilege to wake up to this morning. I think Alex watched the new episode of Lost Girl last night... ? Spoiler alert.

Alex really freaking hates......

Pedestrians

 

I had an experience this morning at the BART station which sent me into an early morning rage and reminded me how much I loathe pedestrians. The reasons why I hate pedestrians are as numerous as they are completely justified. Let’s enumerate a few of them.

1. They are arrogant. I don’t know why pedestrians think that technically having the right of way makes them suddenly superheros who can’t die. I do not care if you have the right of way; walking into the street without making sure there are no cars coming is suicidal. I am operating a gigantic moving weapon. I ALWAYS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY.
2. They are selfish. By all means, pedestrian, choose to walk across the street right as I’m pulling up to the crosswalk, even though there are zero cars behind me. And please, PLEASE, walk slower, because I, like you, have nowhere important to be.
3. They are oblivious. I see this all the time (slash this was me this morning): some poor car has been sitting at a busy crosswalk forever, waiting for a break in the constant stream of pedestrians so it can turn right, and yet everyone keeps walking on, like they own the road and everyone else must wait for their royal highness's to pass.

I could go on and on but I don’t care nearly enough.

Saturday Morning

Yeah, this is pretty normal.

Alex and Caity do St. Patrick's Day

Alex’s Plan: I’m really torn between drinking beer by myself while I watch tv or drinking wine by myself while I watch tv. It’s such a tough decision.

Caity’s Plan: It’s St. Patrick’s Day today? Huh. Well, it's an ABC Family Harry Potter Weekend, soo.....

NEW RULE

Rule #12: There is nothing worse than dumb people. Nothing. Being dumb = being the actual worst. If you have to question whether or not you’re dumb, you most likely are. If you’re convinced you are not, in fact, dumb, Caity and Alex commend you on your confidence. However, you are most likely dumb. But there are also levels of dumb. You can simply be a dumb person, or you can make a dumb comment. Don't be discouraged if you're momentarily dumb, just try not to let it happen again. If there are any specific questions regarding a 'kind' of dumb person or situation, Caity and Alex would  be glad to shed some light.