Alex: we need a new blog post
i've run out of funny things to say
Caity: Me too
I was thinking about that
we need new material
has the world gotten less stupid or something
Caity: HA. No way.
We've become too tolerant.
Caity: that's the only explanation
Alex: we need to fix that!!!
Caity: Yes we do!
Alex: do you think maybe we're ill?
Caity: I... I don't think so...
But then again, we wouldn't know, would we?
Alex: oh god we're dying
we have a brain tumor that makes us nice to people
Caity: That's the WORST KIND.
Except for those kind that are real...
Alex: ok maybe this is bad karma
we just need to be meaner
Caity: it's only logical.
Alex: fix the balance of the world
Caity: I HATE EVERYONEEEE
Alex: THE WORLD IS THE WOOOOOOOOOORST
And this post was born.